when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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