I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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