We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
why didn't you poke me back
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Randomize
