So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Small penises have feelings too.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
My breasts were aching with rage.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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