She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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