haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Soap is not a condiment
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
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So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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