Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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