Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
We need to rekindle our bromance
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
the raccoons are back...
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