i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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