There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.