you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Everclear isn't food dammit
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED