i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?