Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
her vagine was all disorganized.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I need mimosas to revive my soul
we should paint friendship bongs
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