i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
