how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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