Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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