we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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