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Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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