nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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