I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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