I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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