Her vagina should come with caution tape.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
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What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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