he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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