Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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