i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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