just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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