chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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