The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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