all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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