Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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