tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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