i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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