I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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