I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
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If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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