What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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