He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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