That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
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We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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