It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize
