school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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