If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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