im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
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So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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