The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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