why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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