i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
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I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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