More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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