Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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