I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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