Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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