I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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