Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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