Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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