My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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