i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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