Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize