i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
