is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
