called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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